things that are pissing me off today

I absolutely hate stupid, shitty drivers. I especially hate the stupid, shitty drivers that fuck up and act like you are the one that did something wrong! I've about been hit, cut off, and stuck behind people too scared to even do the damn speed limit. I have honestly had to blow my horn five times today, and I've only been away like 6 hours. NOT a good ratio. Secondly, F&%# ALLERGIES. I hate being the chick walking around all day hugging a fucking tissue. IT. SUCKS. TAINT. For those of you who know and for those of you who don't: I'm allergic to almost everything, but try sneezing for a good, ohhhhh 20 times in a row and see how that feels....FIVE TIMES A DAY. GRRRRRARRRGGHHH! And this brings me to my third point, mascara was made by an emotionless mechanical bastard who never cried, never sneezed, or had watery eyes. Mascara ruins my makeup every time I sneeze. I didn't wear it for 17 years, don't know why I suddenly felt the urge to start.. Maybe it's because it 'defines my eyes'. Whatever. And now, I am in a terrible, exhausted, crappy mood due to my situations.

OH AND I LOCKED MY KEYS IN MY CAR TODAY! saf;jslfjs;ldkfasj;dflkj

FML,
AMO OUT.